9AM Who You Are with Your iPod Is Who You Are in Life

IT guy: I've got the 80 gig iPod, the black leather case...
Secretary, interrupting: You know, I have an iPod, but I've never been able to get it to work.
IT guy, shocked: Ummmm, Sheryl, do you really want to admit that?

48th & Main
Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: that sounds about right