9AM Non-Zombie Zombies Are the Worst, Man!

Coworker #1: So did you like 28 Days Later?
Coworker #2: Well, I didn't like the zombies.
Coworker #1: Why?
Coworker #2: I don't know... They weren't really zombies. Zombies don't think; they don't strategize. That's what makes them zombies!

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