3PM Everything He Knows About Germans He's Gleaned from Looking at German Chocolate Cake

Black coworker: You're German?
White coworker with German last name: Yes.
Black coworker: How long you been German?
White coworker: Uh...since I was born.
Black coworker: I thought you were white!

Manhattan
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Animal