9AM Troubled by a Rash Of Petty Thefts, the Chemists Took Matters Into Their Own Hands

Professor #1, referring to box on front desk: What is that?
Assistant: Tetramethylammonium hydroxide.
Professor #1: What?
Professor #2: It's just a bomb.

Wichita, Kansas

Overheard by: Listening for Ticking