10AM But I'll Be Wearing a Hawaiian Shirt the Whole Time!

Pod dweller #1: So, I might take tomorrow off.
Pod dweller #2: Nice, what're you gonna do?
Pod dweller #1: Nothin, going to the gym and stuff...I'll probably come in to work.
Pod dweller #2: That's the shittiest day off I ever heard.

Pennsylvania, Philadelphia

Overheard by: sex > work