10AM I Don't Have the Energy for Another Cucumber Demo Today-- Okay, Larry?

Male coworker: Wait! What's that word mean?
Female coworker: What? "Fellatio"?
Male coworker: Yeah, that.
Female coworker: Oh, jeez. It means "oral sex."
Male coworker: Ohhhh. Hey, Susanna*, can I fellatio you?

Derry, New Hampshire

Overheard by: TacoSlinger