2PM Actually, I'm More of a Cylon

Email: Let's welcome Joe Smith to the company. He will report to Bill Scott.
Copywriter #1: I find it distressing when I don't recognize the names of the supervisors. Are you sure Mr. Scott isn't really a robot?
Copywriter #2: Mr. Scott has been with this organization for at least three years. He is not a robot...or if he is, they did a damn good job making him look human.
Copywriter #3: Sounds like something a fembot would say.

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