12PM Unlike the Rest of You Grabby McGrabbersons

Office bimbo #1, at an office potluck: Well, I knew she would like my buns better than John's. His buns are all squishy and white, mine have seeds and nuts in them.
Office bimbo #2: Well, I am glad she just kept her hands off of my buns.

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Overheard by: Monitor of the Bore-atorium