5PM A Dirty Mind Makes Otherwise Dull Days Bearable

Female coworker: Anybody need anything? I'm going to go down to the vending machines, I need a little protein with my carb this morning.
(male coworker gives a suggestive chuckle)
Female coworker: Nothin' outta you! (pause) Wait...crap, I didn't mean it that way!

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: jearu