10AM If It Involves Your Bunions Again, I'm Hanging Up.

Coworker on phone: Ma'am, are you an owner with Melvin? I can't help you if you're not an owner with Melvin. Again, ma'am, I can't help you if you're not an owner with Melvin. We didn't even book your vaca...okay, fine. Tell me your little story.

Redmond, Washington