4PM Scene from the Upcoming Two Girls, One Lump

Office girl #1: She talks about him like he poops gold or something. Wouldn't it be great to poop gold?
Office girl #2: Um, no not really.
Office girl #1: Think about it. It's gold.
Office girl #2: Okay, I guess so. But, I mean, would it still smell?

Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: Peps