9AM Or Little Italian Choir Boys

Coworker #1: Hey, listen to this: "2.3 million Americans are currently incarcerated." That's about 1% of the population!
Coworker #2: What's that mean?
Coworker #1: In prison.
Coworker #1: Oh, I was thinking castrated...and I thought they only did that to animals.

Muscatine, Iowa