9AM And I've Got Dibs on Your Honey Roasted Peanuts

Boarding agent: Last call for Felix Calderon, we're about to close the door on flight 2175. You've been waiting for it all day. (shortly after) Boarding has ended for flight 2175. Felix Calderon, you're S.O.L.

Bob Hope Airport
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Alan J. Pedersen