10AM Which Reminds Me--Send Out an Email Notifying Everyone That the Computers Are Down

Outdated salesmen: Why didn't you respond to my text?
Office lackey: I never received your text!
Outdated salesmen: From now on, when you don't get my text you have to call me and let me know.
Office lackey: (walks away mumbling)

Burnsville, Minnesota

Overheard by: Eric Bouchey