1PM If You're Serious About One-upmanship, You Need to Do Your Homework

Cube dweller #1: My cousin was in the hospital last week.
Cube dweller #2: Yeah? My brother was in the hospital last week. He had an operation to remove...ummm, something.
Cube dweller #1: What, his tonsils?
Cube dweller #2: No, it started with "p."
Cube dweller #1: Oh, gawd, not his prostate?
Cube dweller #2: No... Oh, yeah. It was his pendix.

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