1PM No One Respects Breasts More Than a Man Who's Never Touched One

(crunching water bottle noise)
Girl admin, in sassy tone: Hey! Those are the breast cancer water bottles--show some respect!
IT guy: Yeah--that's why I'm...
Girl admin: Squishing it?!
IT guy: You said it! Not me!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: That's what she said