11AM I Just Meant: "You're a Dirty Ho"

Young admin, talking about boyfriend who just moved: Yeah, but I'm really good with long distance relationships.
Manger: So you say, but haven't you cheated on all your exes so far?
Young admin: Um, yeah...technically.
Manger: So basically you just always find someone to fill the hole when they're gone. Shit! I mean void...I *so* didn't mean it like that!

Santa Maria, California