3PM Sally Struthers Should Be Out Raising Money for My Saggy Glutes

Blonde: Oh my god, I had the most terrible dream last night!
Distracted-looking friend: Oh, really? What happened?
Blonde: I dreamed that someone told me I could only have one of the plastic surgeries I wanted! I almost cried! (entire elevator stifles laughter) No, really, why are you laughing? It was horrible!

Rome
Italy

Overheard by: struggling to keep a straight face