4PM Not the Erotic Candy Store, Like Last Year

HR woman at benefits meeting: If you fill out this online survey you will receive a $50 gift card.
Woman employee: So what's the gift card good for?
HR woman: It's good for... Dicks...
(another woman employee starts laughing out loud)
HR woman: I meant "Dick's Sporting Goods."

Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: Guy in the crowd