1PM Ten Bucks Says the Planets Were Misaligned When She Was Born

Little Turkish woman: Since when is September considered part of summer? I mean, years ago, September was considered fall!
Office grunt: Well, technically, fall just began this past week with the autumnal equinox and...
Little Turkish woman (interrupting): I don't believe in astrology. Damn, it is hot out!

Brookline, Massachusetts

Overheard by: She blinded me with science