9AM Just When You Were Starting to Expect More from Virginia...

Server girl (about black guy in pink shirt): Wow, look at that pink shirt that guy's wearing!
Server boy: What about it? I think it looks kinda cool.
Server girl: But who would wear that?
Server boy: That guy obviously.
Server girl: Okay, you're right, it's okay on him...but on a person?
Server boy: That's fucked up.

Restaurant
Fredericksburg, Virginia

Overheard by: server thenn, idiot now