5PM I Just Hump the Armrest During Takeoff

Female coworker: I love Hawaii, been there four times already.
Male coworker: Oh, so you like to travel a lot?
Female coworker: No, I go to Hawaii to visit my sister, it's not like I'm a member of the mile high club or anything.

Long Island City, New York

Overheard by: oh no u didn't