3PM ...How Are You at Sharpening Pencils?

Admin assistant: Can you get us these things from Starbucks? (hands list to intern)
Intern: Yeah. (pauses, looks at list) This one says "no milk"...do you think that means fat free"?
Admin assistant: Uh...

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New York City, New York

Overheard by: Actually, it said 2 percent.