2PM Tiger Woods: You Ruined Golf for Me!

Lesbian #1: You should get a Subaru. Come on...join the club.
Lesbian #2: I don't really want a Subaru.
Angry straight coworker: Don't get a Subaru. Dude, you people take everything! First you take the rainbow. Now Subarus! What the fuck?

Richmond, California

Overheard by: B $