1PM Have You Been Browsing the Lane Bryant Website Again?

Coworker #1: I went to the black rodeo.
Coworker #2: Black rodeo?
Coworker #1: Yeah, all the cowboys are black.
Coworker #2: Ohhhhh...where was that?
Coworker #1: Alabama. They had mini cows.
Coworker #3: I think those are baby cows...calves.
Coworker #1: I thought they were premature big cows.
Coworker #3: What the fuck is a premature big cow?

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