10AM From My Big Book Of Ways to Ensure Co-Workers Don't Talk to Me

(coworker #2 has just returned from a two-hour meeting)
Coworker #1: How was the meeting?
Coworker #2: My hemorrhoids are okay until we get to the 1:45 mark. Then I get that itchy twitchy feeling.

Collegeville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Lola