12PM Can We Never Speak Of This Again?

Male coworker: It smells like poop in here.
Male boss: It's my pants!
Male coworker: Uhh...
Male boss: It's not my fault! You don't believe me? Smell them!
Female coworker: Um, okay. (smells pants) Ewww, sick.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: not smelling