9AM Plus, Ethel Just Endorsed Senator Obama

Bizarre cube dweller: Cornmeal, hamocks, gunpowder, and guitar strings. I mix it up and just sit, pray, meditate, that sorta thing. I found a great place, too. The problem? Ethel don't want to. Given our natural proclivities, we'd be out raping and pillaging if it weren't for that stuff.

Scottsdale, Arizona

Overheard by: Cube Guru