9AM If Ever There Were a Need for a Longer Pause...

Cube dweller: Hey Liz*, wanna hear something crazy?
Liz*: Sure.
Cube dweller: That stock I bought is up 900% today.
Liz*: Which stock?
Cube dweller: That gay stock I bought! 900%!
Liz*: Gay stock...?
Cube dweller: Yeah--that gay tv network stock. I knew it! Gay tv, yes!
Liz*: Well, good for you...
Cube dweller: Man, my butt is so sore today...

Warren, Michigan

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