5PM And Brandishing Our Daggers in Baseball Hats Is Starting to Look Ridiculous

Worker #1: So, is everyone coming for break?
Worker #2: Not me, I have to stay and make pirate hats.
Worker #3: That's the worst excuse ever to avoid us.
Worker #2: Well, I cant have a drawer labeled "pirate hats" without pirate hats. That'd just be silly.

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Code Monkey