4PM A Dramatic Re-Enactment Of the Napster Debacle

Queer (in tears): What you did hurt me, it hurt me to the core!
Fag hag: What are you talking about?
Queer: That was my song, I sing that song--you stole it from me!
Fag hag: It's a song, it's karaoke...fucking get over it!
Queer (still in tears): You don't understand, it's my song!

Brooklyn, New York