4PM I Place the Blame Squarely on Israel

Female peon: It's freezing in here!
Male peon: You're kidding, it's like 95 degrees!
Female peon: We're not all sweating alcohol like you.
Male peon: You're kidding! I'm a Muslim, I don't drink...well, I'm a Muslim on weekdays. Wait, I guess through Thursday evening... No, I guess only at work.

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