9AM Wait-- What's Wrong with a Handjob During Golden Girls?

Supervisor (in a sing-song voice): Sex with Steven is more boring than church.
Employee #1: (humming along)
Supervisor: Sex with Steven is like...a handjob during Golden Girls.
Employee #1: Sex with Steven is like getting off on a baby carrot.
Employee #2: A baby pickle.
Employee #1: Whatever. Sex with Steven is...like an orgy with old people.
(pause)
Supervisor : You took it too far.

Hamilton
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: some girl.