3PM And the Best Part of a Married Man's Day

Phil: I just got back from the restroom... Harry was in a stall talking to somebody on the cell phone while shitting. Farting and flushing and talking. Then he didn't even wash his hands on the way out. Remind me to never ever ever borrow his phone.
Dan: I couldn't talk to somebody and poop at the same time. My poop time is my private time.

Huntsville, Alabama