9AM The Bullseye-Shaped Mole Is Particularly Unfortunate

Male coworker, messing with SIRIUS Radio: How does everyone feel about dance music? Yes? No?
Female coworker: No.
Male coworker: I like it, it makes me feel like I'm clubbing. Except that I don't go clubbing anymore. I'm worried about getting stabbed.
Female coworker: Uh...
Male coworker: I can't help it.
Female coworker: I guess you do have a pretty stabbable face...

Chicago, Illinois