11AM She's What Happens When the Witness Relocation People Smoke Too Much Pot

PA: Buffy Capri, please call the operator, Buffy Capri.
Secretary #1: Who the hell is Buffy Capri?
Secretary #2: I don't know. An exotic dancer or a porn star?
Secretary #1: Buffy Capri, you're wanted on the lido deck.
Secretary #3: She's a paralegal. With a dumb name.

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