10AM Shouldn't We at Least Try to Cater to the Semi-Literate?

Intern: So do any celebrities subscribe to our magazine?
Circulation guru: Actually, James Caan and Shirley MacLaine are longtime subscribers. Even Dennis Hopper got our mag for awhile.
Intern (sighing): I mean like real celebrities. You know: Tila Tequila or Zac Efron...

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: ugh.