11AM So How Long You Been With the Escort Service?

Southern woman: No! You suck the head because that's where all the juice is!
Confused employee #1: I thought your shirt said "Bite the head off and eat the meat!"
Confused employee #2: What the fuck are you sadistic bitches talking about?
Southern woman (laughing): Crawdads! I'm talking about crawdads!

West Fargo, North Dakota

Overheard by: Orion