1PM You Laugh, But Do You Know?

Rep 1: The salon across the way, their back door is wide open, but they've been closed for hours. What should we do?
Rep 2: Call the police. The non-emergency number, I'd say.
Rep 1: Okay... er, what's the non-emergency number for 911?

Scatterfield Road
Anderson, Indiana

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