4PM Let's All Brush Up on Our Speakerphone Etiquette

IT guy on phone: Be ready when I get home.
(clicks it to speakerphone)
IT guy's wife: Well, that is fine but I did not put the butt plug in the freezer yet.
IT guy: (clicks speaker phone off) Hey! Sorry, I know you hate the speakerphone...

Naval Base
Pensacola, Florida