3PM Because They Will Eat Those Extra Toes for Him

Annoying cubette: So I say to him: "Look at Lucy*'s toes. Now look at John*'s toes." And he's like: "What?" And then he looks and sees he's got seven of them and he's like: "Wahhhh!"
Sane cubette: How many cats do you have?

Morris Plains, New Jersey

Overheard by: intern in the next cube