3PM Is It Just Me or Do They Both Sound Like Superhero Names?

Employee: Hi.
Receptionist (without looking up): Hi.
(employee walks behind desk)
Receptionist (still not looking) What are you doing?
Employee: Shredding.
Receptionist (looks up confused): What?
Employee (turns on machine): Wow, your shredder is really slow.
Receptionist: That's the laminator.

San Jose, California

Overheard by: Walking to the Bathroom