11AM Like Pippi Longstocking and That Giant Cake

Male coworker: The last place I danced was at a strip club!
Female coworker: I didn't think there was a place to dance at a strip club except that one little stage, and I didn't think they let boys up there.
Male coworker: Well, somehow I ended up there... They won't let me in the Dells anymore!
Female coworker: Why not?
Male coworker: I had my face in places it shouldn't have been.

Madison, Wisconsin

Overheard by: hoping he meant the guacamole