10AM Otherwise I'd Be Saying This Stuff to Her Face

Rep #1: She wears disgusting eye makeup...like a tarantula.
Rep #2: Gross!
Rep #1: I know. She looks like a tramp. I mean, she can't keep her legs closed.
Rep #2: Nasty!
Rep #1: She thinks she is so hot. Yeah, right.
Rep #2: Wait, isn't she like, your best friend?
Rep #1: Of course!

Plainfield Pike, Rhode Island