9AM When He Needs a Condom

Customer service rep: Aaaaahhhhhhh!
Planner: What's wrong??
Customer service rep: I just saw a mouse!
Planner: Um, yeah, so? That's just George.
Customer service rep: What?
Planner: Sometimes George likes to come out and play.

Plainfield Pike, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Stuck in my cube