10AM Sorry, I Just Took a Side Trip to Fantasyland

Supervisor to manager: You know I'm leaving work early today, right?
Manager: That's right... For what, again?
Supervisor: I'm getting my cat shaved.
(pause)
Supervisor: My cat... like, our pet cat. A feline.

Ambassador East Hotel
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: laughing one cubicle over