10AM Acronyms Go Viral So Quickly

Office assistant: Do you want me to send out the "Save the Date" announcement?
Boss: Yes, thanks. That would be helpful.
Office assistant: No problem! I'm happy to spread your STD around!
Boss: [Blank stare.]
Office assistant: That sounded bad. But don't worry... I'm sure no one heard me.

Point Street
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: I Thought This Was a Healthcare Company