Male employee: I dropped my pen down under my desk.
Cute female employee: I'll get down there and get it for you.
Male employee: I don't think that you crawling up from under my desk is the sort of thing people need to see.
Cute female employee: It's okay! I come up from under lots of people's desks.
Greeley, Colorado
Overheard by: Alacrity Fitzhugh