3PM And Sprinkle Its Bowl with Lithium

Female coworker #1: Squiggy committed suicide last night.
[Long pause.]
Female coworker #1: He seems to have jumped out of the tank and shriveled up on the desk top... so it looks like I'll be getting another guppy.
Female coworker #2: Looks like it.
Female coworker #1: Or... Yeah, I guess I'll get another guppy.

Baltimore, Maryland