3PM So Are We Just Chitchatting, or Are We Robbing This Bank?

Guy #1: [Scratches his chest.]
Guy #2: You ok?
Guy #1: Yeah... My chest itches. I shaved it.
Guy #2: You shaved your chest?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: Why? That's not like shaving your balls... You shave your balls, right?
Guy #1: Oh yeah, I shave everything below my belly button.

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